Welcome to Inappropriately Stated: Stories on Motherhood & Adulting from a Sarcastic Momma. 

Let me start by warning you–if you are easily offended–this is probably not the blog for you. I truly have a heart of gold, but a mouth of a sailor. I also have a special way with words, as in I say what most might think, but would keep inside their heads. One of my favorite lines from a movie, which I of course associate with the Bi-Polar character, is “you say more inappropriate things than appropriate things”. I never mean to offend anyone, but shit happens.

Hi, I’m Christy. I often refer to myself as a hot mess, which I’m sure is what this blog will be.  I am a stay-at-home mom, from Oklahoma City. Which doesn’t suck as much as it sounds. The Oklahoma part, not the SAHM part, because that totally blows.  Just kidding. I am married to my high-school sweetheart, which the more you get to know me, you will continue to be shocked that I suckered him in for the long-haul (there might have even been an exchange between him and my dad on our wedding day that included “no take backs”). We have two wonderful children Jack (3.5) and Piper (2.5), and a fur-child, Wyatt, our 110lb Labrador.

I decided to start this blog for a couple reasons. One, I miss creative writing, like whoa. Prior to having kids, and my recent attempt at freelancing, I worked at a fabulous advertising agency. Reason two, I  constantly find myself venting about something serious-ish that others think are hilarious. I have been told many a times that I should have a reality show. Not because my life is so interesting but because in the verbatim words of my son, “you’re a joke”. So hopefully you’ll have a few laughs at my expense.